Heart Attack

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Every year the same buzz. Hearts arrive everywhere at the scenery and your local pizza delivery service tries to cash in the feelings with heart shaped tuna pieces brought to you for free when you order between …

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Everyone tries to make a profit on all the love dazzled minds running around.

You can be part of this game! Now!

If you fall in love is your thing but if you choose the dark, the Vader side, we offer you a free shipping campaign that can spark your business more than love will ever do.

What do you need to know?

Our campaign is running from 4th - 10th of February. During this time you can give to your audience two different offerings.

The first one is for the stingy guys. As soon they get their basket above £ 12 and type in: VALENTINE2K8 they will receive their delivery for free.

For the crowd on Valentine’s adrenaline rush you get another plus. For each order above £ 32 - don’t ask me for the strange numbers, I think it’s connected with the Wall Street crash - you don’t get only free shipping. Then we we put a red thong in the delivery. On top, for free as well. And all they have to do to get this feeling is to type in VALENTINE2K8+ at their checkout.

Yes I know, maybe your cheeks are turning red now and you are afraid that the eyes of your best customers will also do. So my advise: just keep them at the basic level then. A good Jedi can read the mind anyway.

Ah, ya of course we give you some stuff to paint the walls of your shop. At first a few designs for the clothing. (Some people seem to be very convinced here that everything turns around them.)

Since some German guys complaint about an unfair advantage if we offer designs by ourselves for free we decided to give way to their claim.

So we charge £ 1.39 for each design this time. Eaten up by mother brain and hopefully keeping them quiet this time.

Of course you are not limited to our suggestions. If you want to know what came to the mind of the Internet about Valentine’s Day you can go directly to our corresponding Marketplace Section and select by yourself.

To promote the stuff you can use these banners:

or try to work something out with the templates you can download here:

vertical and horizontal

And don’t worry, if you click on them and you just receive thousands of lines of code - it’s not the Matrix. All you should do instead is right click with “save target as…” to get what your Photoshop ever wanted down to earth.

PS: For the Irish blog underground of course we offer the same stuff in Euro. The limits then are 20 Euro and the code is Valentinus2008 and 50 Euro and Valentinus 2008. Banners you get as well. Vertical here and horizontal here.