A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/ This is the Spreadshirt UK weblog. T-shirts, fashion, style, current events and more. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:00:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-710 adam Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:28:05 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-710 Barman: What drink? Tshirt: sorry, what? Barman: What would you like to drink? Tshirt: pardon? Barman: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK!!!!!!! Tshirt: ah, a pint please guv. Barman: Finally, I was wondering when you were going to cotton-on... Barman: What drink?
Tshirt: sorry, what?

Barman: What would you like to drink?

Tshirt: pardon?

Barman: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK!!!!!!!

Tshirt: ah, a pint please guv.

Barman: Finally, I was wondering when you were going to cotton-on…

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-701 Sarah Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:15:26 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-701 Bartender sez: Having a rough day? You look long in the sleeve. Bartender sez: Having a rough day? You look long in the sleeve.

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-709 Veroni B Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:31:32 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-709 The T-Shirt walks into a bar, the barman gets a mop and bucket in case it Spread-Shop-Shirt all over the floor after a few pints! :) The T-Shirt walks into a bar, the barman gets a mop and bucket in case it Spread-Shop-Shirt all over the floor after a few pints! :)

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-708 Michel Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:47:48 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-708 would you care for our mineral enriched sweat swizzle "Sweat on the beach", Sir? It is rich in visible nutrients. would you care for our mineral enriched sweat swizzle “Sweat on the beach”, Sir? It is rich in visible nutrients.

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-707 How to start a clothing line from scratch Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:32:41 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-707 the barman says you look familiar? are you kin to tanktop or bartender says: Why is everyone in the bar always nice to you? because dranks are always on me!!! :) I won where is my shirt? the barman says you look familiar? are you kin to tanktop

or
bartender says:
Why is everyone in the bar always nice to you?
because dranks are always on me!!! :)
I won where is my shirt?

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-706 Steve Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:24:15 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-706 How about: Bartender: What is this? Some kind of joke? or Bartender: Your boss been gambling again? or Bartender: Read the sign, no trousers no drink. How about:

Bartender: What is this? Some kind of joke?

or

Bartender: Your boss been gambling again?

or

Bartender: Read the sign, no trousers no drink.

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-705 pauldwaite Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:23:46 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-705 "This one's on the house." The t-shirt says: "That's very kind of you, what did I do to deserve this?" The barman says "Walking in here with no legs and arms as short as yours? You deserve a medal." “This one’s on the house.”

The t-shirt says: “That’s very kind of you, what did I do to deserve this?”

The barman says “Walking in here with no legs and arms as short as yours? You deserve a medal.”

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-704 Sara Jane Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:07:08 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-704 Yes, as many as you like! But, this is actually a really tough one... Here's mine: Bartender: We don't serve t-shirts here. T Shirt: That's ok. I just want a drink. Okay...pretty bad, I know! ;) Yes, as many as you like!

But, this is actually a really tough one…

Here’s mine:

Bartender: We don’t serve t-shirts here.
T Shirt: That’s ok. I just want a drink.

Okay…pretty bad, I know! ;)

]]> A t-shirt walks into a bar… | The UK Spreadshirt blog http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-702 Joe Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:52:37 +0000 http://blog.spreadshirt.net/uk/2007/03/27/a-t-shirt-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-702 Can we submit more than one? If not... here's mine: 'Rough day? You look like you're coming apart at the seams.' Can we submit more than one? If not… here’s mine:
‘Rough day? You look like you’re coming apart at the seams.’

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