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A t shirt walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says:
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Can we submit more than one? If not… here’s mine:
‘Rough day? You look like you’re coming apart at the seams.’
Yes, as many as you like!
But, this is actually a really tough one…
Here’s mine:
Bartender: We don’t serve t-shirts here.
T Shirt: That’s ok. I just want a drink.
Okay…pretty bad, I know!
“This one’s on the house.”
The t-shirt says: “That’s very kind of you, what did I do to deserve this?”
The barman says “Walking in here with no legs and arms as short as yours? You deserve a medal.”
How about:
Bartender: What is this? Some kind of joke?
or
Bartender: Your boss been gambling again?
or
Bartender: Read the sign, no trousers no drink.
the barman says you look familiar? are you kin to tanktop
or
bartender says:
Why is everyone in the bar always nice to you?
because dranks are always on me!!!
I won where is my shirt?
would you care for our mineral enriched sweat swizzle “Sweat on the beach”, Sir? It is rich in visible nutrients.
The T-Shirt walks into a bar, the barman gets a mop and bucket in case it Spread-Shop-Shirt all over the floor after a few pints!
Bartender sez: Having a rough day? You look long in the sleeve.
Barman: What drink?
Tshirt: sorry, what?
Barman: What would you like to drink?
Tshirt: pardon?
Barman: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK!!!!!!!
Tshirt: ah, a pint please guv.
Barman: Finally, I was wondering when you were going to cotton-on…