A t-shirt walks into a bar…

…You provide the punchline! Best one gets the glory of being Spreadshirt’s Most Humourous…

A t shirt walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says:

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9 Responses to “A t-shirt walks into a bar…”

1 by Joe | Mar 27th, 2007 at 7:52 pm

Can we submit more than one? If not… here’s mine:
‘Rough day? You look like you’re coming apart at the seams.’
2 by Sara Jane | Mar 28th, 2007 at 5:07 pm

Yes, as many as you like!

But, this is actually a really tough one…

Here’s mine:

Bartender: We don’t serve t-shirts here.
T Shirt: That’s ok. I just want a drink.

Okay…pretty bad, I know!
3 by pauldwaite | Mar 28th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

“This one’s on the house.”

The t-shirt says: “That’s very kind of you, what did I do to deserve this?”

The barman says “Walking in here with no legs and arms as short as yours? You deserve a medal.”
4 by Steve | Mar 29th, 2007 at 8:24 am

How about:

Bartender: What is this? Some kind of joke?

or

Bartender: Your boss been gambling again?

or

Bartender: Read the sign, no trousers no drink.
5 by How to start a clothing line from scratch | Apr 1st, 2007 at 12:32 am

the barman says you look familiar? are you kin to tanktop

or
bartender says:
Why is everyone in the bar always nice to you?
because dranks are always on me!!!
I won where is my shirt?
6 by Michel | Apr 3rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm

would you care for our mineral enriched sweat swizzle “Sweat on the beach”, Sir? It is rich in visible nutrients.
7 by Veroni B | Apr 3rd, 2007 at 9:31 pm

The T-Shirt walks into a bar, the barman gets a mop and bucket in case it Spread-Shop-Shirt all over the floor after a few pints!
8 by Sarah | Apr 4th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

Bartender sez: Having a rough day? You look long in the sleeve.
9 by adam | Apr 4th, 2007 at 4:28 pm

Barman: What drink?
Tshirt: sorry, what?

Barman: What would you like to drink?

Tshirt: pardon?

Barman: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK!!!!!!!

Tshirt: ah, a pint please guv.

Barman: Finally, I was wondering when you were going to cotton-on…