Only the real ones wear the t-shirts the week after

We’re still a bit shaky from all that green beer tea of last week. But what we can put together is that only the brave wear Irish t-shirts the week after St. Patrick’s Day. Nonetheless, this shop troops on: The lovely ETims

Question of the day: has wearing a “Kiss me I’m Irish” shirt ever helped? Or hurt? Did it matter if you were/weren’t Irish?